From the recording Caught With A Ouija Board

Lyrics

There was a time
I used to be so lonely
No one there to talk to
No one to console me
Then one day I realized
We’re never alone
There are lots of friends who’ll visit
You don’t even need a phone

I know you say it’s bad for me
But Captain Howdy always seems so sweet

They say, they say, they say
I’m gonna get possessed, possessed, possessed
Talking to the dead, the dead, the dead
It’s already been said

I know, I know, I know
I’ve heard it all before, before, before
I’ve already been warned, been warned, been warned
I just can’t help myself
Caught with a ouija board

Please try not to worry
The spirits never hurt me
Unlike Human companions
They’ll never desert me
Who am I to tell them
That I don’t want to talk anymore
I have lots of questions
And I’ve already opened the door

So, sometimes things float in my room
You’re just jealous that they don’t visit you too

They say, they say, they say
I’m gonna get possessed, possessed, possessed
Talking to the dead, the dead, the dead
It’s already been said

I know, I know, I know
I’ve heard it all before, before, before
I’ve already been warned, been warned, been warned
But I just can’t help myself
Caught with a ouija

Bored and lonely
Come and find me
I just need someone to talk to
I’m so happy
When they hear me
I just wanna be heard

They say, they say, they say
I’m gonna get possessed, possessed, possessed
Talking to the dead, the dead, the dead
It’s already been said

I know, I know, I know
I’ve heard it all before, before, before
I’ve already been warned, been warned, been warned
But I just can’t help myself
Caught with a ouija

They say, they say, they say
I’m gonna get possessed, possessed, possessed
Talking to the dead, the dead, the dead
It’s already been said

I know, I know, I know
I’ve heard it all before, before, before
I’ve already been warned, been warned, been warned
But I just can’t help myself
Caught with a ouija board